I’m not the sheet slitter I’m the sheet slitter’s son, but I’ll slit your sheets till the sheet slitter comes.

Last Updated on February 18, 2023

Following on from my strange and rambling blog post about the bewildering emergence of the slitter machine in the bewildering world of Interwebs meme tongue-twisters a new slitter based tongue-twister has emerged.

“I’m not the sheet slitter I’m the sheet slitter’s son, but I’ll slit your sheets till the sheet slitter comes.”

I can’t be jiggered to rant and rave about how silly this tongue-twister is, because pedantry isn’t sexy, and I need to avoid any activity that lowers my appeal as I’m working with a limited tool set as it is.