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can I get fit lazy please?

Published August 12, 2005 by lawsie 1 Comment

Last Updated on February 18, 2023

I’ve been trying to think of ways I can get a bit fitter without actually doing anything, I think I’ve cracked it! I’ve decided that each time I nip upstairs for a wee I’ll do 15 star jumps. I’ve also decided it would be best to do them after I’ve washed my hands, otherwise I’ll get plenty more exercise cleaning up.

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  1. Mr. T says

    August 12, 2005 at 10:05 am

    Maybe you could do them while you piss! then it could become a fun activity, seeing how much piss you can get in the bowl and not on the floor. you can then also spend some more energy cleaning up and pee that missed! so it’s a winner all round!

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