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Jokes

I write a lot, and sometimes I cobble together words in such a fashion that some people might consider to be jokes. When I conjure a new joke, I post it here, mainly to remember when I wrote it.

I think it’s important to note that there’s no filter here. If I write it, I publish it. So some jokes will be better than others, or more timely, or far worse. Tell me what you think of these jokes in the comments section.

If you want more of my brain-spews follow me on X (Twitter).

Bernie Eccleston has avoided a prison sentence after being found guilty of fraud.

October 12, 2023

The cat I grew up with was so tough it had a metal cat flap

October 8, 2023

This is just a test, so you can ignore it, but you’re already too late

October 8, 2023

My mate was bragging about his wheelie bins again; he’s such a has bin

October 8, 2023

I don’t like acrobats; hitting the ball is really difficult and the water makes the handle too slippery

October 8, 2023

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