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How to find out if your kids are ready to look after a dog.

Published January 25, 2013 by lawsie Leave a Comment

Last Updated on February 18, 2023

If you’re not sure if your kids will be any good at looking after a dog then melt some chocolate with weetabix and leave carefully dropped piles of the mixture on the kitchen floor. When your kids get home tell them a friends dog came to visit, and would they mind clearing up after it? If they say no then cheer yourself up by dropping to your hands and knees and astonishing your children as you give them a demonstration of how mummy dogs clear up after puppies.

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