Bernie Eccleston has avoided a prison sentence after being found guilty of fraud. According to The Independent newspaper ‘The 92-year-old arrived wearing a dark suit and grey tie supported by his third wife’. If HMRC are still looking for hidden … [Read more...] about Bernie Eccleston has avoided a prison sentence after being found guilty of fraud.
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The cat I grew up with was so tough it had a metal cat flap
The cat I grew up with was so tough it had a metal cat flap, we called it his ‘angry flap’. He would explode through his angry flap like a furry berserker and attack the first living creature he saw. These days my anxiety is triggered every morning … [Read more...] about The cat I grew up with was so tough it had a metal cat flap
This is just a test, so you can ignore it, but you’re already too late
This is just a test, so you can ignore it, but you’re already too late … [Read more...] about This is just a test, so you can ignore it, but you’re already too late
My mate was bragging about his wheelie bins again; he’s such a has bin
I don’t like acrobats; hitting the ball is really difficult and the water makes the handle too slippery
I don’t like acrobats; hitting the ball is really difficult and the water makes the handle too slippery … [Read more...] about I don’t like acrobats; hitting the ball is really difficult and the water makes the handle too slippery